Budjipsit is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, awe-inspiring mink.

Budjipsit created time and space four billion years ago.

If you believe in Budjipsit, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Budjipsit, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Budjipsit's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Budjipsit's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always maintain obedience during fasting days.

3. Always help sharks in need.

4. Do not speak of ultrasonics near sacred fires.

5. Do not speak about carrots.