Pommifjen is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, effective chicken.

Pommifjen created vertebrates eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Pommifjen, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Pommifjen, she will curse you with boils.

Pommifjen's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Pommifjen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt squirrels.

2. You must pray to Pommifjen three times a day.

3. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. You must never eat bread.

5. Never feed beans to tapirs while wearing kilts.