Wadjapbim Bomdussjat is a god.
He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, competent
cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.
Wadjapbim Bomdussjat created the Large Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Wadjapbim Bomdussjat, he will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Wadjapbim Bomdussjat, he will have a very low opinion of you.
Wadjapbim Bomdussjat's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.
Wadjapbim Bomdussjat's Holy Commandments1. Never mention manatees.
2. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.
3. Always look after injured nematodes.
4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.
5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.