Cissquimxem is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, passionate pig.

Cissquimxem created the Tadpole Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cissquimxem, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cissquimxem, he will turn you into a dog.

Cissquimxem's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Cissquimxem's Holy Commandments

1. Never travel toward the south during summer.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching silicon.

3. Do not keep eight swans in a large pit.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Cissquimxem.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.