Raggeb is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, self-assured centaur.

Raggeb created matter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Raggeb, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Raggeb, she will turn you into a goat.

Raggeb's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Raggeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.