Rullquamdoss is a god.
It takes the form of a blubbery, idiotic
cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.
Rullquamdoss created the Virgo Supercluster three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Rullquamdoss, it will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Rullquamdoss, it will try to impress you with trees.
Rullquamdoss' most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.
Rullquamdoss' Holy Commandments1. Never go into orange rooms.
2. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Rullquamdoss on top of all buildings.
3. Do not shave your neck.
4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
5. Never eat bark.