Tag is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, amazing warg.

Tag created the universe three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tag, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tag, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Tag's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Tag's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not eat figs.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never wear purple shoes.