Tag is a god.
He takes the form of a minute, amazing
warg.
Tag created the universe three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Tag, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Tag, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.
Tag's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.
Tag's Holy Commandments1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.
2. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.
3. Do not eat figs.
4. Never talk about fire.
5. Never wear purple shoes.