Likbarnbest is a god.
He takes the form of an enormous, pitiless
beaver.
Likbarnbest created a Higgs boson two years ago.
If you believe in
Likbarnbest, he will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Likbarnbest, he will turn you into a tree.
Likbarnbest's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.
Likbarnbest's Holy Commandments1. Never play with disobedient children.
2. Do not chop down trees.
3. Fast once a month.
4. Show mercy to disobedient children.
5. Likbarnbest loves nematodes, so they must be respected.