Likbarnbest is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, pitiless beaver.

Likbarnbest created a Higgs boson two years ago.

If you believe in Likbarnbest, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Likbarnbest, he will turn you into a tree.

Likbarnbest's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Likbarnbest's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Likbarnbest loves nematodes, so they must be respected.