Gonhasnar is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, selfish squid.

Gonhasnar created the Whirlpool Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gonhasnar, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gonhasnar, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Gonhasnar's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Gonhasnar's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in holy places.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never wear blue trousers.