Hivbadmat is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, generous hyena.

Hivbadmat created Mount Everest two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hivbadmat, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hivbadmat, it will turn you into a plant.

Hivbadmat's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Hivbadmat's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain bowed at dusk.

2. Never mention dogs.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always wash your arms before prayer.

5. Heed all portents.