Teenhimdub is a god.

She takes the form of a small, impressive monkey.

Teenhimdub created everything that exists nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Teenhimdub, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Teenhimdub, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Teenhimdub's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Teenhimdub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Do not dye your hair black.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never mention whales.

5. Do not bounce in public.