Tiglistpop is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, smart centaur.

Tiglistpop created an atom five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tiglistpop, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tiglistpop, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Tiglistpop's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Tiglistpop's Holy Commandments

1. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. You must love Tiglistpop.