Dabbasstit is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, awe-inspiring scorpion.

Dabbasstit created Asia seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabbasstit, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dabbasstit, he will curse you with boils.

Dabbasstit's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Dabbasstit's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to vanity.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never cross rivers at dawn.

4. Dabbasstit loves birds, so they must be honoured.

5. Never mark doors with red.