Tenlogmon is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, ruthless troll.

Tenlogmon created parasitic wasps eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tenlogmon, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tenlogmon, he will come to you in dreams.

Tenlogmon's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Tenlogmon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear zinc on your body.

2. Never wear violet boots.

3. Never eat limes.

4. You must never eat corn.

5. Never feed garlic to snakes while wearing rings.