Titcinten is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, omniscient raccoon.

Titcinten created an atom seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Titcinten, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Titcinten, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Titcinten's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Titcinten's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not take Titcinten's name in vain.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never wear shirts.