Megmotfut is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, moody faun.

Megmotfut created the planet Saturn two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Megmotfut, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Megmotfut, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Megmotfut's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Megmotfut's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse oil with water.

2. Never gather nine capybaras near bridges.

3. Never wear mauve shorts on sacred days.

4. Always store strawberries above ground.

5. Never bounce near foxes.