Cabbastsog is a god.

He takes the form of a small, omnipotent fox.

Cabbastsog created a strange quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Cabbastsog, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cabbastsog, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Cabbastsog's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Cabbastsog's Holy Commandments

1. Always help gulls.

2. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

3. Do not speak of optics near sacred fires.

4. Never bounce in the presence of ants.

5. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Cabbastsog in the centre of the settlement.