Sawyattzogzodpid is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, bad-tempered armadillo.

Sawyattzogzodpid created the cosmos six million years ago.

If you believe in Sawyattzogzodpid, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sawyattzogzodpid, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Sawyattzogzodpid's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Sawyattzogzodpid's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from white swans, for they are unholy.

2. Never jump in the presence of elders.

3. Never speak at midday.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. You must love Sawyattzogzodpid.