Saszanrutt is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, awe-inspiring tortoise.

Saszanrutt created the world eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Saszanrutt, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Saszanrutt, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Saszanrutt's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Saszanrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Run away if eight gulls approach from the east.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never think about quantum mechanics.

5. Erect five platinum sculptures of Saszanrutt on top of important buildings.