Rullidlarg is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, strong naga.

Rullidlarg created the universe three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullidlarg, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Rullidlarg, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Rullidlarg's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Rullidlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never stain your neck with black.

2. Never feed lots of gooseberries to aardvarks while wearing white rings.

3. Never gather five seals near bridges.

4. Never gather nine voles in one place.

5. Do not make images of living things.