Febortpark is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, vain camel.

Febortpark created dark matter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Febortpark, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Febortpark, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Febortpark's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Febortpark's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chant in public.

2. You must never eat pineapples.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always obey Febortpark's priests.

5. Do not shave your chest.