Nighakwit is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, kind naga.

Nighakwit created an up quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Nighakwit, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nighakwit, it will jump up and down on your head.

Nighakwit's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Nighakwit's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.

2. Never paint your hands green.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.

4. Never think about dark energy.

5. Never wear yellow ear rings.