Nuttdodrutt Jipgedjin is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, unthinking swan.

Nuttdodrutt Jipgedjin created bats seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nuttdodrutt Jipgedjin, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nuttdodrutt Jipgedjin, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Nuttdodrutt Jipgedjin's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Nuttdodrutt Jipgedjin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear pink clothing.

2. Never think about spacetime near cats while wearing green coats and balancing seven lead spheres on your head.

3. Never think ill of sick eagles.

4. Badgers are not to be trusted.

5. Never talk about fire.