Hunshavnart is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, omnipotent hedgehog.

Hunshavnart created the Andromeda Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hunshavnart, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Hunshavnart, it will turn you into a goat.

Hunshavnart's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Hunshavnart's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never hop in holy places.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Hide from brown dogs for they are unholy.

5. Never write about optics.