Lensafdit is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, benevolent crane.

Lensafdit created dark energy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lensafdit, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Lensafdit, it will not care.

Lensafdit's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Lensafdit's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Lensafdit.

2. Run away if seven geese approach from the west.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never point your hands toward the south during prayer.

5. Never talk about cell theory.