Rullingbop is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, capable hamster.

Rullingbop created light three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rullingbop, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Rullingbop, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Rullingbop's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Rullingbop's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat foxes with great respect.

2. Rullingbop loves otters, so they must be honoured.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never wear magenta scarves.

5. Never paint your chest black.