Cibyaksin Wadhimnel is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, contented bear.

Cibyaksin Wadhimnel created light two years ago.

If you believe in Cibyaksin Wadhimnel, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cibyaksin Wadhimnel, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Cibyaksin Wadhimnel's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Cibyaksin Wadhimnel's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear plain hats during rituals.

2. Never paint your legs mauve.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Cibyaksin Wadhimnel.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Shun those given to greed.