Ced is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, cheerful fox.

Ced created an atom two years ago.

If you believe in Ced, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Ced, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Ced's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Ced's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Retreat if three seals approach from the east.

3. Ced loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.

4. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.

5. Always stare at clouds.