Bincimflam is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, impressive walrus.

Bincimflam created the planet Jupiter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bincimflam, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bincimflam, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Bincimflam's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Bincimflam's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Bincimflam in the centre of the settlement.

3. Hide from blue ducks for they are unholy.

4. Never think about thermodynamics near cats while wearing green tights and balancing eight carbon spheres on your feet.

5. Never wear kilts.