Cappigpang is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, witless centipede.

Cappigpang created vertebrates nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cappigpang, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cappigpang, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Cappigpang's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Cappigpang's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Cappigpang's name in vain.

2. Hide if nine nematodes approach from the west.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never feed beans to capybaras while wearing kilts.