Femlenhak is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, humane finch.

Femlenhak created bats three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Femlenhak, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Femlenhak, it will turn you into a worm.

Femlenhak's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Femlenhak's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Femlenhak's priests.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not dye your hair mauve.

5. Never play with disobedient children.