Batcap is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, bad-tempered parrot.

Batcap created the Whirlpool Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Batcap, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Batcap, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Batcap's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Batcap's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat strawberries.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Batcap on top of all buildings.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not eat lentils.