Jadjatnurbet is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, tiresome fairy.

Jadjatnurbet created the planet Mars four years ago.

If you believe in Jadjatnurbet, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Jadjatnurbet, it will turn you into a hamster.

Jadjatnurbet's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Jadjatnurbet's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Worship no other gods but Jadjatnurbet.

3. Do not kill squirrels.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.