Honsastar is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, charitable tortoise.

Honsastar created water three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Honsastar, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Honsastar, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Honsastar's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Honsastar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always help cats in need.

3. Honsastar loves seals, so they must be respected.

4. Never talk about ultrasonics near foxes while wearing turquoise jumpers and balancing four titanium spheres on your hands.

5. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.