Pomvondid is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, irritating jaguar.

Pomvondid created a bottom quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Pomvondid, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Pomvondid, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Pomvondid's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Pomvondid's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always help sick swans.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pomvondid.