Binlegart is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, conceited wyvern.

Binlegart created humankind five billion years ago.

If you believe in Binlegart, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Binlegart, he will turn you into a frog.

Binlegart's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Binlegart's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. You must love Binlegart.

4. Always treat birds with great respect.

5. Never look at black holes.