Dabsadyok is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, intelligent whale.

Dabsadyok created the Virgo Supercluster two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dabsadyok, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dabsadyok, it will ignore you.

Dabsadyok's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Dabsadyok's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Run away from brown shrews, for they are unholy.

3. Never hurt porpoises.

4. Do not kill badgers.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.