Libwodloop is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, emotional gnu.

Libwodloop created a strange quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Libwodloop, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Libwodloop, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Libwodloop's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Libwodloop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. You must love Libwodloop.

3. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never feed gooseberries to ants while wearing orange jumpers.