Sinkiplip is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, self-confident goat.

Sinkiplip created an atom three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sinkiplip, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sinkiplip, she will not invite you to parties.

Sinkiplip's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Sinkiplip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. You must pray to Sinkiplip four times a day.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Put Sinkiplip first in all things.