Poplabgess is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, happy horse.

Poplabgess created dark energy six million years ago.

If you believe in Poplabgess, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Poplabgess, she will boil you in a big pot.

Poplabgess' most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Poplabgess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never feed wheat to sheep while wearing blue hats.

3. Never hurt nematodes.

4. Do not kill foxes.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.