Nuttzedbest is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, effective butterfly.

Nuttzedbest created parasitic wasps three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttzedbest, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nuttzedbest, he will think nothing of it.

Nuttzedbest's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Nuttzedbest's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never bounce near dogs.

3. Do not hurt birds.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.