Gutwonrot is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, clever pigeon.

Gutwonrot created viruses two years ago.

If you believe in Gutwonrot, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gutwonrot, it will turn you into a mole.

Gutwonrot's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Gutwonrot's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never talk about optics near cats while wearing mauve skirts.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never talk about tortoises.

5. Never think about chlorophyll.