Motyatvol is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, competent giraffe.

Motyatvol created silver nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Motyatvol, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Motyatvol, it will send you a sign.

Motyatvol's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Motyatvol's Holy Commandments

1. Never cross forests at dusk.

2. Never sprint in spring.

3. Do not fashion sacred items from ash.

4. Never stain your arms with green.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.