Fudpagrut is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, merciful deer.

Fudpagrut created the Cigar Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudpagrut, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fudpagrut, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Fudpagrut's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Fudpagrut's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Fudpagrut's priests.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never think about quantum mechanics.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

5. Do not trade with those who eat peas.