Mipzedgar is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, unjust goblin.

Mipzedgar created Europe twelve years ago.

If you believe in Mipzedgar, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Mipzedgar, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Mipzedgar's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Mipzedgar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Worship no other gods but Mipzedgar.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.

5. Mipzedgar loves nematodes, so they must be respected.