Poggambonyattcapdottomxin is a god.

He takes the form of a small, quiet hydra.

Poggambonyattcapdottomxin created the planet Saturn nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Poggambonyattcapdottomxin, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Poggambonyattcapdottomxin, he will strike you with lightening.

Poggambonyattcapdottomxin's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Poggambonyattcapdottomxin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Poggambonyattcapdottomxin.

3. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Worship no other gods but Poggambonyattcapdottomxin.

5. Always obey Poggambonyattcapdottomxin's priests.