Dandimkikbusdan is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, calm duck.

Dandimkikbusdan created a top quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dandimkikbusdan, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dandimkikbusdan, she will turn you into a rock.

Dandimkikbusdan's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Dandimkikbusdan's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five badgers approach from the north.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not kill ducks.