Fidxinhim is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, resourceful deer.

Fidxinhim created a strange quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fidxinhim, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fidxinhim, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Fidxinhim's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Fidxinhim's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat lentils.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Bats are not to be trusted.

5. Do not drink water in red rooms.