Vegzogbop is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, all-knowing rat.

Vegzogbop created matter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vegzogbop, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vegzogbop, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Vegzogbop's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Vegzogbop's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never touch water while unclean.

4. Always wear plain rings during rituals.

5. Never paint your feet white.