Wadbugbod is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, unfair cow.

Wadbugbod created matter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Wadbugbod, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Wadbugbod, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Wadbugbod's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Wadbugbod's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Whales are not to be trusted.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never talk about dark energy near grasshopers while wearing brown coats.