Sakarnvon is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, merciless naga.

Sakarnvon created the Milkyway nine million years ago.

If you believe in Sakarnvon, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sakarnvon, he will turn you into a rat.

Sakarnvon's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Sakarnvon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of the strong nuclear force near sacred fires.

2. Run away if eight foxes approach from the west.

3. Never eat garlic on fasting days.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always help eagles.