Quagfetpad Pidhimgup is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, moody dragon.

Quagfetpad Pidhimgup created silver nine million years ago.

If you believe in Quagfetpad Pidhimgup, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Quagfetpad Pidhimgup, it will turn you into a snail.

Quagfetpad Pidhimgup's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Quagfetpad Pidhimgup's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Hide if five mice approach from the east.

3. Never allow cats to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Always act with humility when addressing strangers.

5. Do not take Quagfetpad Pidhimgup's name in vain.