Gepfuttail is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, generous aardvark.

Gepfuttail created the Andromeda Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gepfuttail, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gepfuttail, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Gepfuttail's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Gepfuttail's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always obey Gepfuttail's priests.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not shave your face.