Homwapsaw is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, clever butterfly.

Homwapsaw created an up quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Homwapsaw, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Homwapsaw, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Homwapsaw's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Homwapsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat melons.

2. Always help sick tortoises.

3. Always help dogs in need.

4. Put Homwapsaw first in all things.

5. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.