Didfonmid is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, dishonest bird.

Didfonmid created the Andromeda Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Didfonmid, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Didfonmid, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Didfonmid's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Didfonmid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after whales.

2. Never wear shirts.

3. You must love Didfonmid.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not listen to music.