Janmatnutt is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, blissful pig.

Janmatnutt created the Black Eye Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Janmatnutt, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Janmatnutt, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Janmatnutt's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Janmatnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about whales.

2. Never wear mauve coats.

3. Do not dye your hair indigo.

4. Do not chant in public.

5. Never paint your chest gray.