Appgofpid is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, charitable dog.

Appgofpid created the Black Eye Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Appgofpid, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Appgofpid, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Appgofpid's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Appgofpid's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never wear dresses.