Godflanont is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, wise bat.

Godflanont created carbon five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Godflanont, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Godflanont, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Godflanont's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Godflanont's Holy Commandments

1. Godflanont must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always help dolphins in need.

3. Do not wear cyan clothing.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not eat cherries.