Dapgepcet is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, overgenerous yak.

Dapgepcet created the planet Jupiter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dapgepcet, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dapgepcet, he will be very sad.

Dapgepcet's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Dapgepcet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

2. Feed all hungry ducks.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Dapgepcet loves gulls, so they must be respected.

5. Never eat oranges.