Riggenwan is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, strong narwhal.

Riggenwan created the planet Saturn eight million years ago.

If you believe in Riggenwan, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Riggenwan, he will destroy your favourite star.

Riggenwan's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Riggenwan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not study eukaryotes on holy days.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

4. Never speak aloud of secrets.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.